You Know You Live In California When...

1. Being environmentally sound is next to godliness.

2. Rent costs you an arm and a leg.  You pay a pretty penny for groceries as well.  And don't even get me started on parking and gas prices.

3. Dogs are treated like children.

4. People think you're joking when you say you're a Republican or that you voted for Mitt Romney.

5. Homeless people have a great sense of humor.

6. You're going 10 over the speed limit and everyone is passing you.

7. You know better than to call California "Cali" or San Francisco "San Fran."

8. The freeways are so confusing that even Siri gets lost.

9. Your dairy products are proud of where they're from.

10. You've lived here for over three months and you still feel like you're on vacation. :)